My new little guy has a scrunchy monkey-face, he bites me when he nurses, he screams bloody-murder whenever we change his diaper and he is the love of my life.
Here are some questions I'd like to ask him:
Why do you smack yourself randomly in the face?
*You love the swaddle, you hate it with the burning intensity of a thousand suns. WHICH IS IT?
*What's with all the hiccups? You are like a tiny drunk old man.
What does the squealing baby elephant noise mean?
Do you really STILL think you'll be able to get milk from my cheek after being disappointed every other single time?
No matter how I prop you, you still end up slumped over in your swing. Is this by choice?