tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20783950.post4200843062286693844..comments2023-10-07T10:19:48.225-04:00Comments on More Gravy: Things I never thought I'd sayRainyPMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06236256948179373338noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20783950.post-33559776181913384592008-03-12T10:56:00.000-04:002008-03-12T10:56:00.000-04:00A few that come to mind:No, your poop is not an al...A few that come to mind:<BR/><BR/>No, your poop is not an alligator and it's not going to get you.<BR/><BR/>My penis is not broken<BR/><BR/>If you don't start behaving you are going to go live at Boy's TownMark and Janahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14612581868580845206noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20783950.post-52392554452489586212008-03-12T03:32:00.000-04:002008-03-12T03:32:00.000-04:00ROFL These are great guys. Kris, come on, let's h...ROFL These are great guys. Kris, come on, let's hear 'em.<BR/><BR/>I thought of another that worked instantly: If you don't put your seatbelt on right now the police will put you in jail.RainyPMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06236256948179373338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20783950.post-55474475330375410042008-03-11T22:44:00.000-04:002008-03-11T22:44:00.000-04:00okay per request.Honey, hold your penis when you p...okay per request.<BR/><BR/>Honey, hold your penis when you pee.<BR/><BR/>Get your head out of the toilet, that's gross, now go wash your hands and f... lets have a bath.<BR/><BR/>We don't poop on the carpet.<BR/><BR/>Stop poking my chest.<BR/><BR/>Take your hand out of the pocket, that's not really a pocket (the hole flap thing in underwear)<BR/><BR/>Please don't put your car in there, either.<BR/><BR/>Yes, I know you have sneakers on, but you can't go outside without pants.<BR/><BR/>I can't make the snow go away.<BR/><BR/>Stop saying we're doomed.<BR/><BR/>and on and on and on....Lahdeedahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08310770349703287189noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20783950.post-41696555814215043312008-03-11T22:37:00.000-04:002008-03-11T22:37:00.000-04:00You don't really want me to answer that?Please put...You don't really want me to answer that?<BR/><BR/>Please put your penis away.<BR/><BR/>No, no don't beat your brother, mommy was just joking.<BR/><BR/>Go be sad somewhere else.<BR/><BR/>AHHHH GO AWAY and LEAVE MOMMY ALONE. (guess what they tell me all the time now...)<BR/><BR/>uh huh okay i'm not listening to you whining not listening i'm not listeennninnggg cuz you're whiiinnninnnggg<BR/><BR/>buh-bye buddies (and again, guess what they say now)<BR/><BR/>No honey, we don't say )#%*)#$Y crap truck anymore.<BR/><BR/>You go to heck-n-crap. (Seriously, where does a three year old come up with this?)<BR/><BR/>No, I don't think the cat did do it. (I'm supposed to believe the cat drank all the milk?)<BR/><BR/>And these are the tamer ones, because you KNOW the sort of demon ferret monkeys that were somehow switched with my good, kind, gentle sons... (SOMEONE who is four stepped on the cat today and laughed)Lahdeedahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08310770349703287189noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20783950.post-68797212577697911342008-03-11T16:06:00.000-04:002008-03-11T16:06:00.000-04:00Eat your pizza (hot dog, potato chips, ice cream, ...Eat your pizza (hot dog, potato chips, ice cream, etc) or you're going to bed!<BR/><BR/>Because molecules in the air scatter blue light from the sun more than they scatter red and yellow light <BR/><BR/>If I come into your room and you're having a rumba party you will be grounded <BR/><BR/>Just try a couple drops (that sentence doesn't even make sense but we all know what it means)<BR/><BR/>Boogers are our bodies taking out the garbage...we don't eat garbage.Amandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13701898498570467651noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20783950.post-56435627173186095252008-03-11T12:15:00.000-04:002008-03-11T12:15:00.000-04:00Um...I don't think I can list some of mine.Um...I don't think I can list some of mine.Krishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00227324083364929452noreply@blogger.com